I found this awesome desk for sale at a local Salvation Army. I’m not sure anyone shopping for a desk would want it, but in retrospect I should have bought it and mounted the surface on my wall as a piece of found art. Notice the date at the top, 1/7/99.

This highly inaccurate color chart must have been posted at least 10 different places in the clothing section at the Salvation Army. Red is actually purple, as are Burgundy and Pink. Meanwhile, Purple is actually split down the middle, half blue, and half green. Teal and Blue are actually both green, while Green is tan. [...]