This highly inaccurate color chart must have been posted at least 10 different places in the clothing section at the Salvation Army. Red is actually purple, as are Burgundy and Pink. Meanwhile, Purple is actually split down the middle, half blue, and half green. Teal and Blue are actually both green, while Green is tan. [...]

I found my cousin Dan in the house we shared, dissecting a handgun to clean it piece by piece. He was taping the parts down with thin yellowed masking tape, onto a yellow legal pad. Writing down what each one was, & how to put it all back. All I had with me at the [...]